<p>Hawaii, here I come!</p> <p>So, it turns out I'm this reincarnated goddess.</p> <p>Whatever <i>that</i> means.</p> <p>Of course, being a goddess apparently doesn't come with perfect hair or decent skin or even any neat-o superpowers.</p> <p>Nope. Apparently the only thing I get for being a goddess is one stark-raving mad nemesis -- in this case, the old bull god Mithras, or at least this lunatic named Simon Blankenship, who thinks he's the present-day reincarnation of Mithras.</p> <p>And the only thing standing between him and total world domination?</p> <p>Oh, right: me.</p> <p>As if!</p> <p>So now we have to find these seven talismans of power before he does. On the plus side, it turns out that one of them is in Hawaii . . . and hey, I bet we could fit some surfing in around saving the world, right?</p> <p>Well, a goddess has got to do what a goddess has got to do!</p>