Remember The Beano s Numskulls? The science fiction films Fantastic Voyage and Inner Space? No? Oh well, you won t forget Cell Wars in a hurry. And it might save your life Brian Davis of The Poplars, Watford, has a problem. He s been eating junk food and drinking home brew. Like everyone else on the planet, he has a team of minuscule protectors inside him, most of them devoted to keeping him well. Except that in Brian s case, they don t know what to do when they find a nest of cancer cells. There s only one small hope. Send Bill, the Head of the Immigration and Foreign Object Office (IFOO) on a dangerous mission to find the answer. They say nothing is truly original but this comes close press-ganged businessman on a transatlantic flight What s he gone and done now? Adam s favourite aunt A bit of Terry Pratchett meets Lewis Carroll. And some other funny stuff dictated under duress by a book agent cornered at a literary festival