From the bestselling author of How to Flirt with a Naked Werewolf comes the first book in the hilarious and charming Half-Moon Hollow series—a quirky paranormal romance about a no-nonsense vampire concierge and a dangerously attractive vampire with a deadly problem.

Iris Scanlon, the only daytime vampire concierge in Half-Moon Hollow, has seen more of the undead than she ever wanted. Handling their daylight errands—from letting in the plumber to picking up chilled Faux Type O—has shown her that being a vampire isn’t all dark glamour. Her rules are simple: keep relationships strictly professional, avoid friendships, and never, ever fall for a vampire.

Then Iris finds her newest client, Cal, poisoned on his kitchen floor, and everything changes. Cal—handsome, infuriating, and utterly impossible—offers her a generous fee to hide him while they hunt down whoever wants him permanently dead. Despite his imperious attitude and inability to distinguish between “employee” and “servant,” Iris agrees. But as the danger mounts, she finds herself breaking more and more of her own rules…especially the ones about romance.

With its perfect mix of humor, mystery, and sizzling chemistry, The Care and Feeding of Stray Vampires is a must-read for fans of paranormal romantic comedy, small-town supernatural stories, and anyone who loves a fresh, funny take on vampire romance.