You would think that being the mayor's son would automatically make Tommy Wharton popular. If only! This horny, overweight high-school geek is the diametric opposite of popular - but that doesn't stop him from trying to score with the chicks. After all, his dad's position does lend a few sweet perks: use of his campaign van and credit card. The only thing that can - and does - get in the way of his raging hormones is the supernatural. Vampires. Werewolves. Succubi. Mummies. You name it, Tommy faced it. And walked away with his life and virginity intact. Will Tommy finally hook up with the girl of his dreams, or will his love-life remain thoroughly zombified?