In the future, the only weapon against the evil aliens is a nice, sharp...cheddar The Farfnians rule the galaxy with an iron claw, and Earth has been relegated to a backwater planet. What's an ingenious human to do? Find a chink in the Farfnian's chitinous armor-cheese Enter Harry Fische, captain of the stringship Limburger, and his intrepid crew: a xenophilic pilot, a security officer with more brawn than brain, and an immortal engineer with a death wish. Smuggling cheese is just a job-until they rescue a curvaceous clone who make the best Margaritas in the universe. That's when all hell breaks loose...