So you want a brilliant cut for your rough diamond? In that case, you should get on with the cutting! That's how I found myself looking for a suitable lapidarist. Since I was anything but your run-of-the-mill little rock, the master crafter also had to be special.

The one fitting the bill happened to be truly excellent, but, alas, he did have his quirks, too. A recluse living on top of a tall, barren mountain, he did not take kindly to most uninvited intruders, sending them back rolling down the hill in the most unceremonious of manners. And he had plenty of secrets too--of which the most unexpected would leave anyone gasping for breath.

And hey, I did not even think anything could surprise me anymore.