Conor Stasik is going insane. His best friend is a zombie, the woman he loves is leaving him to return to the fleet, and an evil god named Parin is slowly turning him into a deranged killer. On top of that, he's trying to stop a Parin-worshipping cult from spreading a virus that turns corpses into bloodthirsty killing machines. Sprinkle in some man-eating snow monsters, a psychotic clown from another reality, and enemies of humanity at every turn, and he's bound to crack eventually. The question is, what happens then?