The follow-up to the bestselling Reasons to Smoke, featuring new whimsical line drawings and humorous text to celebrate another much-loved vice--drinking! Simple rationalizations include: It's happy hour...somewhere; I was denied a government bailout; Prohibition's over; It's almost Friday; More green than bottled water; The opposite sex; and many more! The hilarious line drawings illustrate the irreverent text perfectly to create an irresistible impulse buy for that beloved lush in your life.