A collection of short stories in the popular style of Morris Gleitzman's Give Peas a Chance and Pizza Cake - except, of course, even funnier!

STORIES THAT DIG DEEP!

Stop your mum picking her nose … read the secret diary of a dog … catch a bus and then let it go … discover how one slice of toast can make you the most popular person in school … start wearing a crown and give up eating pig-nostril gruel … use a wrecking ball to defeat a bully … show your big sister the very scary secret in your wardrobe … unleash the awesome power of chips … and live in a house that gets wiped clean more often than a bottom! 

PRAISE FOR MORRIS GLEITZMAN

‘Readers can't get enough of him.’ The Independent

‘A brilliantly funny writer’ Sunday Telegraph

‘A virtuoso demonstration of how you can make comedy out of the most unlikely subject’ Sunday Times

‘He is one of the finest examples of a writer who can make humour stem from the things that really matter in life.’ The Guardian