Rocket (that’s me) and Groot (that’s him)!
Have been shipwrecked on a mysterious planet filled with dry cleaners, nail salons, ninety-nine cent stores, ninety-eight cent stores, chain restaurants, killer robots bent on customer service, and way too many raccoon-eating toilets!
We are badly injured from a piranha fight and have no ship, no guns, no money, no food, and no water... I AM GROOT!
Right, pal, all we have is each other...