Here in New Mouse City, the capital of Mouse Island, my books are all bestsellers!
My stories are full of fun - tastier than Swiss cheese and tangier than extra-sharp cheddar. They are whisker-licking-good stories, and that's a promise!
It was a dream come true - I was off to Egypt to interview a famous archaeologist! I climbed onboard a crabby old camel that would take me across the desert to the Cheese Pyramid.
There, among mummies and hieroglyphs, I would learn the secret of the Seven Wonders of the Ancient Mouse World.