In this hilarious parody of a children's classic The Very Thirsty Vampire presents a charming little fellow with a very specific kind of thirst. As he
drinks his way through a variety of bartenders, baristas, wine stewards, soda jerks, and other venders of fine
beverages who try to quench his thirst, he pines for something of more substance, finally finding it in a blood
bank, where hopeful nurses think he's there to make a deposit, but the clever reader knows he's only there to
make a very sizeable withdrawal!
With vivid, playful art and amusing text, The Very Thirsty Vampire will appeal to picture-book lovers of all
ages.
Adults will catch its slightly demented humor. Older kids who grew up on classic board books will love
the fun of the parody. And all who appreciate the undead will adore this dashing bloodthirsty gentleman with a
wicked sense of humor.
drinks his way through a variety of bartenders, baristas, wine stewards, soda jerks, and other venders of fine
beverages who try to quench his thirst, he pines for something of more substance, finally finding it in a blood
bank, where hopeful nurses think he's there to make a deposit, but the clever reader knows he's only there to
make a very sizeable withdrawal!
With vivid, playful art and amusing text, The Very Thirsty Vampire will appeal to picture-book lovers of all
ages.
Adults will catch its slightly demented humor. Older kids who grew up on classic board books will love
the fun of the parody. And all who appreciate the undead will adore this dashing bloodthirsty gentleman with a
wicked sense of humor.
Share This Book: