If galavanting around the world, eating to excess without consequence, and booping dogs was a career path, Alex would have picked that. In the absence of such a choice, she can usually be found polishing Benny’s rough drafts, plying her trade as a pastry chef, or taking a year off here and there to answer the call of her wanderlust.

If broken down into her base elements, she would be composed of 50% song lyrics, movie quotes, and dessert recipes, 25% sarcasm and disdain, 14% unwilling compromise, 10% spite, and 1% insistence that Oxford commas are necessary.

When they’re not being nomads, they live in Melbourne, Australia, with their absurdly large plush Yoshi, very little spare time, and a feeling that writing this in third person is a little weird.