I was teaching my friend bowling yesterday evening, when all of a sudden he ran out to a grocery store to buy produce. I asked him why he left, and he said he needed a banana because he got a split.

I had a weird dream last night where animals took over society. It was reigning cats and dogs.

My little brother always makes me crazy, so I recommended him for a job delivering produce. Now he drives other people bananas.

My friend owns a pea farm and loves fishing. He's thinking of starting a web show called "Pod Casting."

My mountain climbing instructor just took a phone call. I can't believe he left me hanging.