Together with my best friends and our unique canine darlings, Sweetpea, Honeypot, and Cupid's Ass—yes, Cupid's Ass—we run a very successful matchmaking company called Leashed to Love.

But now I want to take my skill set to the next level. I want to get clued up and physical in bedroom matters so I can learn tips and tricks for keeping couples together after marriage. Maybe I'll write a book about my horizontal adventures. Except, it doesn't help since I've never done it before.

And that's where these three grumpy ranchers come into play. I dangle land they've been unsuccessful in purchasing for a while now in front of them, and in exchange, they'll let me experiment on them and with them. No holds barred. It's the perfect deal.

And love has nothing to do with it.