I have had so many names; Asmodeus, Asmodai, Hashmodai, Hercules, Incubus, Casanova, The Demon Of Lust just to mention a few. I have feasted with heads of state such as Nero, Napoleon, Mary Tutor, Martin Luther, Abraham Lincoln, Adolf Hitler and many more. Queens have fallen to their knees to pleasure me.

I stood on the foundations of Sparta, and Rome. I have caused the accidents of the Titanic and the Hindenburg. I am responsible for the destruction of the great cities of Surner, Sodom, Gomorrah, and Troy. I am guilty of the deaths of Abraham Lincoln, and John F. Kennedy, two U.S. presidents you should know well.

My talents include artwork from all over the world. Many can still be seen today. I wrote a song with the Rolling Stones, called "Sympathy For The Devil."

So, sit back and relax while I tell you my story. Or would you prefer me to drain you dry and discard your useless husk? I thought so.