Being poor is expensive. This book makes it hilarious.

Tired of rich boomers telling you to stop buying avocado toast?

If you have ever checked your bank account and considered faking your own death to avoid student loan payments, Broke as Fck* is the manifesto you have been waiting for. This is not a lecture on compound interest from a guy in a suit; it is a survival guide for the financially feral.

In a world where inflation is high and your credit score is low, this book teaches you how to embrace the chaos with dignity (and maybe a little bit of petty theft).

Inside, you will learn the dark arts of modern survival:

• Gourmet Dumpster Diving: How to eat like a king on a raccoon's budget (without the food poisoning).


• The Art of "Freeloading": Or as we call it, "Community-Supported Living." Learn to borrow, barter, and beg without losing your friends.


• Housing Hacks: Creative solutions that are technically legal-ish and won't land you in jail... probably.


• Zero-Dollar Entertainment: Why pay for streaming when you can watch the collapse of society for free?

Forget the "hustle culture" grind. Stop trying to manifest abundance and start mastering the art of getting by. Whether you are a broke millennial, a burned-out Zoomer, or just a misanthrope who hates the system, this guide is your new best friend.

Warning: May cause uncontrollable laughter and a sudden urge to cancel your subscription services.

Scroll up and click "Buy Now" because it costs less than that latte you weren't going to buy anyway.