Every great adventure begins with a wizened old man with a yellowing beard who tells you what your quest is. He will tell you where to go. He will tell you what magic you will need, even if you don't believe in magic. You just believe in steel and blood. You are that kind of adventurer.

But before you leave the tavern, the old man with that crazy long beard will tell you to beware. He will tell you what you should be on the lookout for. He always does. But every time he tells you to beware, it is a different monster or horrible land that you must be wary of. There is always so much to beware of.

Here are just a few of the things that damned old man tells you to beware of. It's enough to just throw your sword to the ground and run home in fear. Or just buy this book.