Meet Rudy Acker, the helicopter pilot for a local Los Angeles news channel. Because of his astounding girth, he has had nothing but rejection and bad luck in bed. His giant curse becomes a blessing once he finally meets the kind of men who can handle his needs. He loses his virginity to a very experienced porn star. He meets a whole host of accommodating men at a handball club. But he never suspected his happily-ever-after love would be someone so big, and so close to home.