Tired of chasing perfection? Overwhelmed by toxic positivity and never-ending productivity hacks?

Congratulations, You're Mediocre! is the brutally honest, laugh-out-loud guide you didn't know you needed. In this punchy and hilarious anti-self-help manifesto, Bilal Salman takes a blowtorch to hustle culture and lights the way toward something revolutionary: mediocrity.

With chapter titles like "The Hustle Delusion," "Confidence Is Mostly Vibes," and "You're Not Falling Behind. You're Just Not Running Their Race," this book delivers razor-sharp wit, emotional truth, and genuine permission to just exist.

Let go of the pressure. Lower the bar. And enjoy the underrated magic of being unapologetically okay.

This is your moment to shine... dimly.