Adrian Storey is your restless, self-effacing guide on a journey across India, Pakistan, Tibet and Nepal as a new millennium dawns.

On the way he'll encounter the Dalai Lama, meet a frustratingly platonic soulmate and become a connoisseur of the continent's finest fleabag hotels.

A hilarious and brutally honest travelogue from a time when the internet was measured by the minute in cafés, guidebooks were our bibles and smartphones didn't exist.

"The best book I've ever read!" - Danny (Falsa Lama)

"Diay si....I'm sorry" Gloriana (My Root Goat)