The first instalment in Maggie Muff’s escapades – and the smash-hit bestseller.

Well. Lis is a wee story about me an Mr Red White and Blue. Sure didden I meet him down in le Bru on a back-til-work interview. He was tall, dark an bucksome – an he was gorgiz in lem chinos. So nie if ye want a wee giggle an yer nat too squeamish, let me tell ye all what happened – sure ye’ll nat believe it. We’re talking baps, blindfolds an a Belfast Bus Tour ye’ll never forget. Oh Mammy, don’t start me! Maggie Muff xx