Joe Bennett's latest column collection

Since his last collection of columns, Joe Bennett's been shaken and stickered, protected from bureaucrats by a Bulgarian in a frock and deprived of his favourite drinking hole. He's defied a council, eaten a rabbit, witnessed a marriage, saved a dog, failed to save a Venetian pigeon and much, much more. throughout it all he has maintained the presence of mind to write columns of grace, wit and sense. Here are 45 of them.