So… you want a website.

Maybe for your business.

Maybe for your brilliant idea.

Maybe just to finally get your cat the online fame he deserves.

Whatever the reason, you googled how to make a website—and were instantly swallowed by a sea of jargon, conflicting advice, and people trying to sell you expensive nonsense you don’t need.

Let’s fix that.

This book walks you through building a real, working, good-looking website using WordPress—without making your eyes glaze over or requiring you to learn code, summon a developer, or sell your soul to Wix. With a heavy dose of humor and zero fluff, you’ll learn exactly what to do, step by step, even if you’re not “techy.”

You’ll discover:

--What you actually need to get started (spoiler: it’s not as much as you think)

--Simple plugins that make your site awesome

--The fastest way to get online and look legit

Whether you’re starting a blog, launching a side hustle, or just want a place to rant about cupcakes, this is your no-BS guide to making a website—without losing your mind.