Did you ever wonder about the bible and say to yourself, "I wonder if some goofy idiot has ever written a book about the Bible?" I cover everything from the big bang theory to the apostles, to the Catholic church and its rituals that were driven into my head for 18 years.

I always wanted to know how all the apostles died. I'm a little morbid that way. It's in the book. How many gospels were truly written? Do we count the Dead Sea Scrolls? I think we should. There from that period and put some compelling evidence together about other apostles including Mary Magdalene and a possible gospel according to her.

My theories are completely my own. Don't lose your mind if I say something that strikes me as funny about your all-time favorite apostle. Think of this book as a possible look at God's sense of humor. He's got to have one. First, I have hair on my head then it falls off and migrates to my back. Let's face it, that's pretty funny! Don't hunt me down and crucify me because I put a little humorous twist on the bible.