Jerry Sanger is a member of M.A.L.E., an elite agency made up of ex-Army buddies bored with civilian life. But he always gets the junk assignments, and just once, he'd like a job where he doesn't have to wear high heels or impersonate a go-go dancer at a strip club in order to take out his target. Sure, he looks good in a dress, but still.

On returning home from his latest assignment, Jerry encounters his hot teddy bear of a neighbor, Guff, fighting off four men intent on doing him serious harm. Jerry helps Guff out and then demands to know what's going on, in between flirting and striking a pose in his spandex dress.

Guff doesn't want his help, but Jerry gives it anyway, determined to solve Guff's problem. And if they happen to get a lot closer as a result, he won't complain.