Dom Johnston is pretty much your average heterosexual male – except for one key difference – when the time is right he uses the secret rejuvenating powers of lavender moisturiser and concealer to metamorphose into a not so average superhero – Lavender Boy! But what happens when the concealer is no longer concealed, and Lavender Boy is a secret no more?

Touching upon issues as diverse as shamanism, metrosexuality, and football; Lavender Boy is a rather strange little tale with a fascinating twist. Do you dare grapple with the unlikely hero that is Lavender Boy? Are you ready to have your perceptions of pub football teams challenged? Are you ready to look yourself in the mirror, and admit the truth about your own latent metrosexuality? Read on if you dare. . .