The Mac Fecker clan begin to put their various plans into force. This involves pig rustling, strong drink, Uri Geller, more home brewed beer, badgers and of course randy servicemen. Manston begins to extort money from Mary, but he's not really sure what for. Without knowing it the MOD are providing the Mac Feckers with food,and soon some of it will be on the hoof.

Part three of the Mac Fecker tale sees all the individuals begin to come together, but not everyone is being friendly. Who is blackmailing who, who is selling stuff to the Russians? Why can the pigs not be put in the barn, who ripped off Uri Geller and will Spud get nits?