Gabe Gomez is ready to party.

In case you can't remember what those drunken, sleazy, late-night parties from college were really like, here is a story to jog your memory. Gabe is going out with three relatively beautiful lady friends of his— will he be able to get with any of them, and will it be worth it?

Matthew Atkinson pours you a grimy, head-pounding SHORT STORY from his collection, Cicada Children. Warning, this is coming to you straight, no chaser.