'Oh, blow me pants down! Not monkey-crabs!'

The pirate is back, full of beans and with a busload of VERY unusual passengers. His ship, the SS You Beauty, has been stolen by the worst kind of ship stealer there is, and he needs Billy and Heidi's help. So, butter your bathers! Lift the seaweed anchor! Feather your swordfish! And get set for another crazy pirate adventure. But watch out - pirates are very, very bad drivers.

Praise for Pirates Eat Porridge:

'The bouncy text brimming with delightful word-play nestles perfectly against Neil Curtis's exuberant illustrations.'

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