The movie blog nobody reads is now the book no sane person would buy!

Over 200 movies covered (only one of which does not actually exist) with a focus on…

The old. The obscure. The unloved. …and the beloved which need to be taken down a peg!

Collecting reviews from the first two years of the Place Logo Here blog, this curated compendium replaces previous typos and grammatical errors with new and exciting ones.

Topics ready to outrage and amuse include the most brutal takedown of The Sound of Music you'll likely ever read, a foolhardy attempt to write an objective review of Song of the South and an analysis of The Master written entirely in footnotes.

There are also the most positive reviews ever penned for such widely unloved films as Modesty Blaise, The Strangeness and The Twonky.

Hot takes abound in this collection, as well as a healthy dose of humor. It is musings like these that keep the author awake all through the working day and now they can annoy you, too!

Sections:

The horror…the horror… [horror--obviously]

Artsy (with a fair dose of fartsy) [the artsy and otherwise undefinable]

Humor is in the elbow of the beholder [comedy]

You don't want no drama [drama]

Without rhyme or reason [musicals and films about music]

Actionable offenses [action]

Science Fiction (usually light on the science) [sci-fi]

Some titles covered include:

23rd Century Giants

976-EVIL

The Adventures of Robin Hood

After Hours

The Ambulance

American Buffalo

Apollo 18

The Asphyx

Attack of the 50 Foot Woman

Barb Wire

The Beast with One Million Eyes

The Big Bus

Beware! The Blob

Blind Rage

Blue Sunshine

The Body / Bodysong

The Boy Who Cried Werewolf

The Boy with Green Hair

Brain Donors

The Brain from Planet Arous

Bugsy Malone

Canadian Bacon

Cats Don't Dance

Cluny Brown

Cooley High

The Cook, The Thief, His Wife and Her Lover

The Court Jester

Curucu, Beast of the Amazon

D.O.A.: A Rite of Passage

The Damned Don't Cry

Dance Craze

Dancer In The Dark

Day of the Locust

Death Race 2000

Dr. Cyclops

Enys Men

Eye of the Devil

The Final Programme

Fire Maidens of Outer Space

Flaming Ears

The Galloping Major

Ghostbusters (2016)

The Girl Can't Help It

Hercules in the Haunted World

Hey There, It's Yogi Bear

Hobson's Choice

Housekeeping

I Like Bats

I Married a Monster from Outer Space

Identikit (a.k.a. The Driver's Seat)

If Footmen Tire You, What Will Horses Do?

Images

Innerspace

Inserts

Invaders from Mars

The Invisible Boy

King Kong Escapes

King Solomon's Mines

Ladies and Gentlemen, The Fabulous Stains

Ladies Who Do

Logan's Run

The Love God?

Lust, Caution

The Major and the Minor

Making Mr. Right

Man on a Swing

The Man Who Wasn't There 3D

Messiah of Evil

The Monolith Monsters

The Music of Chance

Moving Violations

A New Leaf

A Night at the Opera

No Highway in the Sky

One Million B.C.

Orca

The Outwaters

Outland

The Phantom Planet

Picture Mommy Dead

Plunder Road

The Possession of Joel Delaney

Pretty Poison

The Rainbow Boys

Remember the Night

Robot Jox

Samsara

Satan's Cheerleaders

Say Amen, Somebody

Scala!!!

Shazam! / Shazam! Fury of the Gods

Shock Waves

The Shop at Sly Corner

Sole Survivor

Song of the South

Space Is the Place

Spy Hunt

SSSSSSS

Strange Brew

Sugar Hill

Swamp Thing

Swing Vote

Testament

Them

They Have Changed Their Face

This Island Earth

Times Square

Tombs of the Blind Dead

Treasure Planet

The Tunnel

The Unguarded Moment

Vamp

Waxwork / Waxwork II

Who?

Will Success Spoil Rock Hunter?

WNUF Halloween Special

X: the Unknown

You Never Can Tell