Run, Don’t Vote: The People’s Jackpot is a satirical manifesto for every citizen who’s sick of waiting for rainbows, pensions, and promises that never pay out.

Canadian politics isn’t a democracy — it’s a casino, and you’re not the player. You’re the jackpot. Every ballot you cast props up the same insiders, the same machine, the same scam.

This book, written in a voice equal parts George Carlin rant and streetwise handbook, rips through:

Bill C-5 and the velvet hammer of legislation

Overtaxation and the black hole of government spending

Healthcare in ruins and waiting rooms that never end

Job theft, layoffs, and the false promise of “reskilling”

Immigration as corporate fuel, not compassion

America’s chokehold on Canadian sovereignty

The mockumentary circus of elections, slogans, and wasted votes

And then it flips the table: why your odds of winning real change are better running as a candidate than playing the lottery or voting for the machine.

This isn’t a call to burn it down. It’s a call to take it back. To run, not vote. To put your own name on the ballot and steal the jackpot the insiders have been cashing for decades.

Angry, funny, sharp, and uncompromising, Run, Don’t Vote is the handbook for every Canadian who knows the rainbow is dead but the jackpot is real.