Come for the vacation. Stay for the shenanigans!

Mermaids. Check.

Pirates, Werewolves, Genies and a drunken Sea God.

Check. Check. Check. Check.

Come on an adventure with my Mermaids and their unlikely heroes. Get 3 hilarious stories all in 1 big book!

Book 4 - Madison's Mess

What could possibly go wrong when a mermaid and a werewolf are sent on a dangerous mission by the drunken, diaper-wearing God of the Sea?

Better question. What could possibly go right?

May the gods help us all.

Book 5 - Petunia's Pandemonium

Mix one part Mermaid - one part Genie. Throw in an intoxicated God of the Sea and a few smack-talking Pirates. What have you got?

Pandemonium.

Petunia's Pandemonium to be more accurate.

Book 6 - Jingle Me Balls

What in the salty seas could be more important than presents at Christmas time?

Nothing. Absolutely nothing.

Tis' Christmas time on Mystical Isle and just like the fat bastard in red, I've made a list and now I shall check it… twice. Yeah, twice. I might wear a diaper, but I'm not an arse.

It seems I have everything under control and Christmas on Mystical Isle will be unforgettable, or I'm not the Well-Hung God of the Sea, Poseidon.

And I am.