Running a tourist trap for humans in the Bermuda Triangle had sounded like a fine plan—until it wasn't.

With the Sea Hags gunning for our island and ruining our questionably successful business, I did what any desperate Mermaid would do. I called for backup.

Of course, getting help from the Otherworld Defense Agency is risky as they don't usually deal with ocean creatures. Whatever. Desperate times call for crappy measures. Chances are they'll send freaking Pirates. I hate Pirates…

Well, I hate one Pirate in particular.

Hopefully, it won't be the one seafaring jackhole I despise more than any other. Pirate Doug would be an idiot to show his face here after what he'd done. Not only did the dumbass abscond with our treasure, the son-of-a-bitch took my heart with him as well.

I'll tear his sorry ass to shreds if he so much as steps even one hairy toe on my island.