In this issue of The Dread Machine...

Investigate a haunted record store, meet an accidental martyr, and marry a god. Gather the stars, catalog a new planet, and settle the feud with your twin brother.

Learn how to determine if your grandmother has been replaced by a fairy, how to build a social media following to crowdfund medical bills before you need it, and thirteen ways to dissect a blackbird.

Whatever you do, don't wander to the planet's dark side, be sure to buckle in, and stay far away from the Roomba.