The Rules for Life Omnibus

The Rules for Life Omnibus

by Kitty Flanagan
Epub (Kobo), Epub (Adobe)
Publication Date: 01/11/2022

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The Rules for Life Omnibus is Kitty Flanagan's way of making the world a more pleasant place to live. Providing you with the antidote to every annoying little thing, these rules are not made to be broken.


This special omnibus combines comedian Kitty Flanagan's award-winning 488 Rules for Life with her rather prosaically titled sequel, More Rules for Life. Inside this blockbuster edition you'll find rules for every aspect of daily life, such as:


Pregnant women aren't magic lamps; don't rub them.

One to two squirts of perfume or aftershave is ample.

Never make eye contact with someone while eating a banana.

Once a month, hold your yoga tights up to the light and check the thread count.

And always, always, remove the lettuce before toasting a sandwich.


Witty, helpful and endlessly entertaining, this omnibus is the quintessential reference book with the power to change society...or, at least, make it a little less irritating.


'Rule no. 1 - Buy this book, laugh out loud, become a better person.'

Jason Alexander (Seinfeld)

ISBN:
9781761185946
9781761185946
Category:
Uncategorized
Format:
Epub (Kobo), Epub (Adobe)
Publication Date:
01-11-2022
Language:
English
Publisher:
ALLEN & UNWIN
Kitty Flanagan

Kitty Flanagan is one of Australia's best known comedians. Before that she was one of Australia's least known waitresses at the Pizza Hut.

Kitty is a writer and performer and can be seen as herself on The Weekly with Charlie Pickering and not as herself in the Working Dog series Utopia. Previously she appeared in her own segment on The Project every Tuesday night. She also shows up regularly on the comedy news quiz programme, Have You Been Paying Attention.

Her favourite food is soup, closely followed by fried potatoes of any kind. She lives in Sydney with her dog Henry, her cat Sarge and a lovely Magnolia tree called Mary. Kitty hopes to one day develop some skills, get an education and find a real job.

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