"The Secret of the Seven Scoops" is a story of dessert dilemmas that will leave readers eyeing their ice cream with caution. In this chronicle of confectionery chaos, young Evelyn Periwinkle uncovers a plot that threatens to reshape reality with a sundae. Her journey pits her against gingerbread ninjas and the sinister Bitter Baron as she tries to save her world from a tasteless void.

This story of frosty fun will entice readers who appreciate absurdity with a touch of wit. Be warned, dear reader, for once you dig into "The Secret of the Seven Scoops," your local ice cream parlor may seem filled with secrets. Should you proceed, prepare for a story that questions reality—and may make you want to stock up on sprinkles.