The old gods ruled with thunder and spectacle—until whispers of a new kind of deity began to stir in the dust of Bethlehem. Sent to investigate the disturbance, a sarcastic, second-tier demigod named Demi finds more than he expected: a child born in humility, wrapped in humanity, and powerful in ways no god had prepared for.

As belief shifts, the old gods panic, fade, or fight back, while Demi begins to understand a deeper kind of power—one that doesn't demand worship but inspires love. Part satire, part spiritual journey, this is a story of faith, fading thrones, and a manger that changed everything.

Told with warmth, wit, and wonder, There's a New Guy in Town (and the Old Gods Are Pssed)* is a light-hearted, reverent, and occasionally ridiculous exploration of presence, purpose, and learning to kneel for the right reasons.