After moving out of the Adirondack park where he grew up, Greg Dorchak attended high school in the Tidewater region of Virginia, and college in Nevada at UNLV.

They Ain't Gonna Get Any Deader is his sophomore collection of personal essays, in which he pulls from his life as a teenager and beyond. Whether recounting his high school days, young adult life in college, buying a new car, or contemplating his own wishes after life, Dorchak delivers relatable stories with his typical humor, snark, and introspection.