Henry Biddlesnoot-Bloomington is a 38-year-old academic, a muesli bar addict, and the only heir to a once-powerful family. His relatives are impatient for him to marry and have children to carry on the family name - but Henry is too busy studying technocultural futurism (that is, memes) to bother with any of that.

Then, seven different women fall in love with Henry all at once, and he simply doesn't know what to do!

38 CRASH is a harem comedy, a collection of everyday moments and musings, and a love letter (or hate mail) to academia.