Grosser than ANYTHING in his books, Kit Lively lives in a small house made entirely of earwax. Not his own earwax, of course; that would be weird. He has written lots and lots of jokes for MAD magazine, Cracked, SpongeBob Comics, and many other humor magazines. Incredibly, he has a wife (Julie).

David Lewman has written more than 65 books starring SpongeBob SquarePants, Jimmy Neutron, the Fairly OddParents, G.I. Joe, the Wild Thornberrys, and other popular characters.

He has also written scripts for many acclaimed television shows. Lewman lives in Los Angeles with his wife, Donna, and their dog, Pirkle.

David DeGrand is a cartoonist from Texas who enjoys drawing weird and gross stuff that makes people either laugh or barf (sometimes both). His work has appeared in SpongeBob Comics, MAD magazine, and the margins of his elementary school notebooks.