Jori and Elkanah watch as Jori's one-eyed, career criminal father, "Patch" gets crucified for the one crime he didn't commit. Now following his crooked path, no one could could dissuade them from a life of crime; not Eliasaph the Rabi who befriended them, not Emoonah, Elkanah's longsuffering mother whose health was failing, not even Jamal, the Persian Magi she loved. As they embark on their last caper, they will either be rich as kings or dead on a Roman cross. Will either one of them find repentance before it's too late? Two Thieves is not preachy or pious, but fun, entertaining and has a message for everyone.