You’ve spent years trying to shrink into the boxes the world built for you—student, employee, consumer, perfectly optimized human. But what if the cracks in your armor aren’t weaknesses? What if the parts of you that never quite “fit” are actually secret passageways to freedom?

This book is not a repair manual. It’s a demolition guide. A honest toolkit for anyone ready to stop performing and start existing. For the burnout survivors, the over-apologizers, the daydreamers who’ve been told they’re “too much” or “not enough.” For those who suspect adulthood is a pyramid scheme and want off the grid.

Inside, you’ll find no ten-step programs or toxic positivity. Instead: stories of rebellions, corporate sabotage, and the revolutionary act of answering “How are you?” with the truth. You’ll learn to spot the invisible wires controlling your choices, then gleefully snip them.

By the last page, you’ll understand why your so-called flaws—your restlessness, sensitivity, rage at injustice—aren’t glitches to fix. They’re proof you’re alive in a world running on autopilot. This book is your permission slip to stop begging for a seat at the table… and build a better one in the weeds.

Warning: Reading may result in lost tolerance for small talk, sudden urges to quit soul-sucking routines, and an irrepressible need to live like no one’s watching—because they aren’t. The revolution isn’t trending. It’s quieter, messier, and infinitely more alive. Your move.